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Reblogged from knifefarty

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

(via vulpiss)

Reblogged from djavjr

djavjr:

it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest

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they do not suspect a thing

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(via vulpiss)

Reblogged from hungarian

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

(via laughbitches)

Reblogged from mondoleon
mondoleon:

guten tag

mondoleon:

guten tag

(via laughbitches)

Reblogged from friendlypokemonreminders
friendlypokemonreminders:

Friendly reminder that Magical Pokemon Journey had a chapter about the journey of a senile Quagsire to find the Charmander he’d been friends with in his youth, only to find her grave…and then he promptly forgot all about it and once again tried to find her.

friendlypokemonreminders:

Friendly reminder that Magical Pokemon Journey had a chapter about the journey of a senile Quagsire to find the Charmander he’d been friends with in his youth, only to find her grave…and then he promptly forgot all about it and once again tried to find her.

(via lilmissmarshmallow)

Reblogged from queen-of-the-dead27

tattiosala:

sarahtheanimenerd:

Birds in hoodies BIRDS IN HOODIES BIRDS IN HOODIES!


this is so cute It hurts

oooooOOOOOOOH THAT COCKATIEL! AND THE A-GREY!

(Source: queen-of-the-dead27, via birdycreatures)

Reblogged from bugkiss
pizza:

bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

IM SCREAMING

pizza:

bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

IM SCREAMING

Reblogged from alllevelsatonce

alllevelsatonce:

DID THEY SEND US DAUGHTERS

WHEN I ASKED

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(via laughingmysocksoff)

Reblogged from greydelisle

vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

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(via laughbitches)

Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive
picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance
they took the chance

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via thefoxxypoet)