

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
(via vulpiss)
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
(via laughbitches)

Friendly reminder that Magical Pokemon Journey had a chapter about the journey of a senile Quagsire to find the Charmander he’d been friends with in his youth, only to find her grave…and then he promptly forgot all about it and once again tried to find her.
(via lilmissmarshmallow)
Birds in hoodies BIRDS IN HOODIES BIRDS IN HOODIES!
this is so cute It hurtsoooooOOOOOOOH THAT COCKATIEL! AND THE A-GREY!
(Source: queen-of-the-dead27, via birdycreatures)
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
(via laughbitches)